Memecoin Reserve Note · Confidential
Official Whitepaper v1.0
The Bleebzorx Network is a project. It has a name. The name is "The Bleebzorx Network." We are issuing Bleebzorx Tokens ($BLBZ).
Q: What do I get if I buy Bleebzorx Tokens?
A: You get Bleebzorx Tokens.
Q: No, I mean, what economic rights do these tokens have? What is their connection to the underlying project?
A: Oh, nothing. They are just tokens. They just have the same name as the project.
Q: Will you share profits with token holders?
A: lol absolutely not.
Q: Then why would I pay for these tokens?
A: It just will work. People will be like "oh, the Bleebzorx Network is good, we'd better buy some Bleebzorx Tokens." They'll buy tokens and the price will go up. Don't overthink it.
We believe in a future where tokens exist. $BLBZ is one of those tokens.
To create a token called $BLBZ.
| Phase | Description | Status |
|---|---|---|
| Phase 1 | Come up with a name | ✅ Complete |
| Phase 2 | Register domain | ✅ Complete |
| Phase 3 | Write this document | ✅ Complete |
| Phase 4 | Launch token | 🔄 In Progress |
| Phase 5 | ??? | Pending |
| Phase 6 | Token goes up | Inevitable |
The Bleebzorx Network utilizes advanced blockchain technology to ensure that the tokens exist on a blockchain.
We are a team of people who made this.
$BLBZ tokens provide no rights, no equity, no debt, no revenue share, no governance, no utility, and no promises of any kind. By purchasing $BLBZ, you acknowledge that you are purchasing $BLBZ.
This is not financial advice. This is not any kind of advice. This is a whitepaper for a token called $BLBZ.
This whitepaper and associated website are works of satire and parody intended as commentary on cryptocurrency culture and memecoin phenomena. Any imagery depicting real persons is used solely for purposes of parody, commentary, and criticism under principles of fair use. No real person whose likeness may appear has endorsed, sponsored, approved, or is in any way affiliated with The Bleebzorx Network or $BLBZ tokens. All fictional titles, departments, and institutions are entirely satirical.
This document and $BLBZ tokens are intended for persons 18 years of age or older.
These terms shall be governed by the laws of the State of Delaware, United States.
No, because there's nothing to secure.
We're being completely transparent: you get tokens. That's it. If giving you exactly what we said we'd give you is a scam, then yes.
You probably shouldn't. But you might anyway. That's kind of the whole thing.
The name. The name is different. It's "Bleebzorx."
The Bleebzorx Network is genuinely novel. It is, from first principles, stupid. It might work anyway.
"It doesn't have to make sense. It just has to go up." — Ancient Crypto Proverb