Legal Document

Terms of Service

Last Updated: Series 2026 · Department of Vibes

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing this website or purchasing $BLBZ tokens, you agree to these Terms of Service. If you do not agree, please close this tab and go touch grass.

2. What You Are Getting

Let us be absolutely clear about what you receive when you acquire $BLBZ tokens:

You get $BLBZ tokens.
That's it.
No, seriously, that's the whole thing.

3. What You Are NOT Getting

For the avoidance of doubt, $BLBZ tokens do not provide:

Equity in any company, project, or entity
Debt obligations of any kind
Revenue sharing or profit participation
Governance rights or voting power
Utility of any kind
Access to anything
Promises of any nature
A sense of financial security
Validation from your father

4. No Warranties

The Bleebzorx Network provides no warranties, express or implied, including but not limited to:

That the token will have any value
That the token will continue to exist
That this website will remain online
That any of this makes sense

5. Assumption of Risk

You acknowledge that purchasing memecoins is, from first principles, stupid. You are doing it anyway. This is on you.

6. Not Financial Advice

Nothing on this website constitutes financial advice. Nothing on this website constitutes any kind of advice. We are not qualified to give advice. We made a token and gave it a funny name.

7. Limitation of Liability

The Bleebzorx Network, its founders, officers, employees, affiliates, and the concept of liability itself shall not be liable for any damages arising from your use of this website or purchase of $BLBZ tokens, including but not limited to:

Financial losses
Emotional distress
Existential crises
Awkward conversations with family members about your "investments"

8. Governing Law

These terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Delaware, United States, without regard to its conflict of law provisions. Any disputes arising from these terms shall be resolved in the courts of Delaware.

9. Modifications

We may modify these terms at any time. We probably won't, because that would require effort. But we could.

10. Parody & Likeness Disclaimer

This website, including all imagery, text, and content, is a work of satire and parody intended as commentary on cryptocurrency culture and memecoin phenomena. Any imagery depicting real persons is used solely for purposes of parody, commentary, and criticism under principles of fair use.

No Endorsement: No real person whose likeness may appear on this website has endorsed, sponsored, approved, or is in any way affiliated with The Bleebzorx Network, $BLBZ tokens, or any related project. All fictional titles (including but not limited to "Treasurer of Nothing," "Secretary of Tokenomics"), departments ("Department of Vibes"), and institutions ("Bank of Nowhere") are entirely satirical and fictitious.

If you believe your likeness has been used inappropriately, please contact us and we will address your concerns promptly.

11. Age Restriction

This website and $BLBZ tokens are intended for persons 18 years of age or older. By accessing this website or purchasing tokens, you represent and warrant that you are at least 18 years old. If you are under 18, please leave this website immediately and go do something more productive.

12. Contact

If you have questions about these terms, please direct them into the void. The void will not respond, but neither will we, so the experience will be similar.